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The name is Elaine or Ien or Pssst or Hoy ...or whatever suits you

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Thursday, March 11

Election Boo-Boo's

First in my laughable presidentiable list is.... drum roll, please.... Eddie Gil (standard-bearer of Isang Bansa Isang Diwa party)! To show how nakakatawa Eddie Gil is, here's an excerpt of his interview with Vicky Morales in Bio-Data (GMA7)

Vicky Morales (VM): Ano po ang isang normal na
araw sa inyo?
Eddie Gil (EG): Sabado.

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VM: Ano'ng pangalan ng tatay niyo?
EG: Ay, nde ko pedeng sabihin.
VM: Bakit naman?
EG: Masyadong sentimental. Pag binanggit ko yun,
mawawala lahat ng nasa isip ko.
VM: Pero patay na siya?
EG: Oo, pero nakikita ko pa. Pag gusto ko siyang
makita, nakikitako. Saka nagbibigay din siya ng
instructions sa akin, para sa mgaginagawa ko.
VM: Ha, paano? Sa panaginip?
EG: Oo, sa panaginip. Minsan, isinusulat din niya
sa blackboard.

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VM: Magkano ang net worth nyo?
EG: Yun nga, papaunlarin natin ang Pilipinas.
VM: Hmm, yung net worth nyo po. Magkano?
EG: Yun nga yung una kong gagawin, aayusin ang
Pilipinas.
VM: Yung net worth po.
EG: Ano'ng net worth?
VM (nanlumo sa sagot): Hmm.. yung halaga po ninyo,
yung halaga ng mga ari-arian nyo?
EG: Ah, hindi ko masasabi kung magkano ang halaga
ko.

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VM: Isa po sa plano nyo yung gawin dollar ang
currency ng Pilipinas.
EG: Oo, gagawin nating Philippine dollar. Bakit
yung ibang bansa, dollar ang gamit. Ang Korea, may
Korean dollar. Ang China, Chinese dollar.
VM (confused na): Dollar ba ang gamit ng Korea,
hindi ba Won? Saka ang China, Yuan di ba?
EG: Dollar din yun.



Yahooooooooo!!!!! Mabuhay si Eddie Gil!!!!!

capt. backfire at 12:32 PM

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